18 and counting

Ok, let me start of by saying, I hate that family, not JUST because they are mega breeders, but because they are so ignorant, and quite honestly they come across as SO fake…

Now, let me say, while cruising channels at work, I saw them on screen, and had to stop on TLC… Why, cause it’s a freakin trainwreck…

They were in a birthing class… REFRESHER CLASS! It’s been what, less than a year since she squirted out a crotch critter… BUT, here is what blows my mind… She uttered the words, it’s always a learning experience…

WHAT YOU STUPID TWAT, you didn’t LEARN how to squirt it out already? I mean… COME ON lady, the kid can walk out, i mean WALK OUT, probably has room to use it as a slip n slide now!

I don’t get it, really don’t, I feel connected to my cats, but that is because they are only here for a short time compared to kids… Their time with me is ALWAYS more precious than a child could be to me… So I don’t get the whole I need to repopulate the earth… i mean… Lady you realize by dropping these critters more often than Kanye makes an ass of himself, you are lowering the gene pool.. I mean, think about the youngest, it’s hosed when it comes to dating… you have 18 kids… (Yes I know I am watching the show on the 18th birth) If each of those kids ends up having 2-3 kids by themselves… Look at how low the dating pool is now for them… I realize they are good quiverfulls and shit… but PLEASE STOP people yer 42 at the time of this birth…  These kids could be suffering from defects… with 18 kids, Odds are pretty good one of em is gay if not more… I totally hope one is…  Let those perfect little fangs come out of that nice bitch persona she has…

God I hate these people… Stop making more ignorant children…

Please…

My WTF moment of the day

I saw a headline the other day that made me go… WTF, and not just a casual head tilted WTF, I mean full on enunciated, eyes squinting, blinking, blown pupil inducing WHAT THE FUCK….

Octomom is getting a reality show (sort of)

There is a crew following her around, and gonna try and get the approval to whore her children out, for like 6g a year a piece (Not bad for your main job being pooping and eating)

I really had to double take, I mean, giving this person (And I use that term loosely) a reality show, is like giving a monkey keys to the zoo (Too much Adult Swim at night ;>) This woman should NOT be encouraged, I mean, ok, I will admit I would watch it if the pilot episode was pimped like this:

Jon and Kate, plus 8? Forget it, Octomom is here to save the reality breeder genre, complete with her 6 previous kids, she has 14 kids, and she has to do it all on her own. Watch as Octomom and her army of NDA signing caregivers take the kids to Disney World, where she takes the kids Ice Skating, and what’s this? Tonya Harding is going to teach the children to skate… Oh no, she’s just here to kick the shit out of Nadya “Octomom” Suleman… *Pyrotechnics fire off everyone is silent* Wait who is that in the rafters? Why it’s Kate Gosselin, who’s she going to help, the world wants to know… HOLY CRAP HOLY CRAP, she has a bat, and she’s using it on Tonya, what’s this? Now she’s using her reverse mullet to rake her eyes… *More pyrotechnics go off* Now who’s waiting, It’s CACTUS JACK! Mrs. Foley’s little boy is here to kick ALL their asses… What’s that, he has a 2×4 wrapped in what looks like, yes, it’s barb wire, with NAILS sticking out of it… oh and look at this, he’s labeled it Ugly Stick… Too bad someone already used it on Nadya…

God I could go on all day… But you get the idea, ONLY if Vinnie Mac himself opened the show, would I watch it…

And for the record, I haven’t actually WATCHED WWE in a couple of years, suprised its still around, but come on, you know you would watch MY version!

Jon & Kate + Eight

Ok, I confess, I watched this for a time…  I guess after a few episodes, I started to feel like Kate was a nitpicking, henpecking, bitch…

And it appears that I might be right… Poor Jon seems to be caught in the middle, and along for the ride…

Personally, I want to see Kate and Octomom in a UFC Cage, with barbed wire 2x4s as weapons…

Throw it on PPV and make a killing, with all proceeds going to spaying both women, and the leftover, it can go towards Jon, and the kids, cause hopefully Octomom is a scrapper, and could bash Kate’s head in pretty quickly…

Anyways.. yeah, that is my idea…

Octomom, does the fun EVER start?

Ok, look here

Back? Good, now… WHAT THE HELL?

How is this woman NOT in jail? 10 months behind? Crap my old credit cards used to send some dude with the middle name of “the” to my house if I was 2 months late on a payment… I mean, what the hell? I wish I could say this doesn’t suprise me, but its like, wow, just when you thought Britney Spears was the worst mother in the world, this sack of skin comes at us full throttle…

I mean, wow… just WOW… I’m pretty much at a loss for words, and anyone who knows me, knows that is kinda rare…

I would say she’s full of the crazy, but hell she’s plain assed delusional…

More Octomom

Telegraph Story

What the hell? She has her own BEGGING website… Online panhandling, for single unemployed moms FTW…

She needs to go to jail, her kids need to be cared for properly, and her name never again mentioned in the media…

Aside from that… I hope they close down the clinic where she got knocked up…

Anyways, yeah, I don’t think I have wished this much violence on one person in a long time…

Octomom to the rescue

YAY, the media gave her a lame name.

As I sit here in the morning at work, watching http://media.myfoxla.com/live/ and reading other farktastic news, I noticed this story about Octomom! The idjit mother who has 14 kids… In short, she has received 165,000 bucks from disability payments, gets 500 bucks a month in food stamps, among other things… Thing is, this bitch was knocked up artificially, which that by itself is ok, but in her situation, no job, on welfare, etc etc… NO FRIGGEN WAY…

Idiocracy looks more and more like it could happen…

I mean with dumb twats like this spitting out kids, i mean some of it is HER genes… OY

Be a responsible human, don’t have a kid if you aren’t capable of dealing or raising the kid…

NOW, for something completely different…

I had 3 walk ins tonight, first one was a guy who was middle eastern, so much so that when he signed his name, he signed it backwards… and I gotta say, I could only wish to have as awesome looking of a signature as this dude… Second dude, was a Christian jazz musician, who played at a church the previous night, which was cool, cause he lost his wallet last night, had his cash from his CD sales. Note, THAT was not cool, the fact he was a jazz musician was cool… Dude even gave me a CD as a thank you, cause normally we need a Credit Card for the room… Dude three, was a brilliant guy who yanked on the locked door like 4 times and then started to walk off, mind you I have a sign that says to RING THE BUZZER for service after 11pm, but I don’t think he noticed it (lol) Ya know, HUGE sign, middle of a clear door… I can see how you miss that… Anyways, rented to him, and thought…

The Christian guy, came in, was really nice, the (Probably Jewish or Muslim) guy was really nice, and then here is this other guy, no clue on him, he was polite, and quick to the point for his room…

Why can’t people ALWAYS act like this… I mean would the Christian guy stayed if I had been wearing something maybe a pendant of a pentacle, or maybe a Buddha, or even a Ganesh… It’s hard to say anymore… I just wish everyone could see past differing religions, sexual orientations, and just be good to one another… It takes every kind to make the world work… Why doesn’t the world at large see that?

Idjits Breeding

Read this first please :>

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/health/article5627531.ece

Ok, done? Good…

WHAT THE HELL?

Keywords: Unemployed, in vitro fertilisation, IVF, Eight Kids, SINGLE.

Yeah, so these words in reguards to her makes her DESERVE 2 million to raise these kids?

Oh I’m sorry, I’m a responsible adult (Ok, maybe THAT word is a stretch) with no kids, a wife of 10+ years, making decent money at my Light Blue (Yes I DID just create a new class)  job… And yet, I don’t think I DESERVE 2million to raise my kittehs… (Yeah I’d take it to be a pro MMOer but.. I digress)

Ok, what is with all this coverage on these crazy people? I mean I understand baby crazy, but… Crimeny, these needs to be a limit kids… You need to have a license to have a kid, or at least a limit.

I guess I just don’t get it, deep down I really don’t see why all these unqualified people keep popping out children… I know what you are gonna say, what makes someone qualified, well to answer your question, someone with at least a HS Diploma, over 20, Maybe take an IQ test… Quite frankly, if yer dumb as a box of rocks, why do we need  more of ya? Just saying…

We need to work on more of these worlds problems than repopulating the world.

Maybe world hunger? Oh wait sorry, too busy feeding your klan of 18 children… (14 in her case)

How about world peace? Sorry about that, we can’t help, we are too busy making babies… Course they could be good for the military, but then again, after that many kids, who really IS raising them? Not the parents, so why have that many kids?

Anyways, yeah saw this story and realized some of these people are complete idjits!

Jon n Kate are fairly cool, well other than her being as shallow as a puddle in the Sahara desert.